Julianrocks

These are getting harder to write each and every time. The only things I can think up to say are just incredibly horrible sarcastic comments involving blind puppies. But, I'll push through it one last time. --- We don't need to read! A picture is worth a thousand words, right? Then that picture book I read in first grade is far superior to War and Peace. We have only a limited amount of time, I don't need to waste it reading a novel for a month when it can be condensed into an hour and a half movie. Written language was developed because that was the only way we could keep record of things. We have a better way to do that now: records! We

Yep, gather round kid-os! Have I got a tale to tell you! Do you know what time it currently is? It is time for the monthly rantings of someone who is definitely not all there. Actually, I don't have anything for this month, as I have focused my efforts onto my most recent submission, a short story that I started writing on the intercampus shuttle and just had to finish. I was just compelled to write it, it was if a little businessman trudged around in my brain telling me to get toner for the copy machine, you know? A demanding, external drive to do something. I couldn't find the toner, so the businessman shot himself. I could talk about my

Time for a monthly update of contents and cabbage and this and that and STOP. --- A professor of mine, that is supposed to teach, asked our class "Does anybody know what that is?" Nobody knew, as there was absolute silence. "Well, it's just gonna be a mystery." And then he changed the subject, without explanation. Hey, teacher. I've got a request. TEACH! Anyone can do what you just did. If that professor taught other classes: "Anybody know the rate of acceleration due to gravity? No? Then I guess it's gonna stay a mystery." "Anybody know how to integrate this equation? No, then I guess you're gonna fail the class." "Anybody know [PUT Y